5 Reasons Daddy Christmas Should be your Next Boyfriend

As you might have heard, your main man Santa is back and on the market.  Here are a couple of the many reasons he’s actually a total catch. 

1. He has the best beard of any man you will ever meet
2. He’s really buff under all that velour
3. He’ll never forget to get you presents and knows exactly what you want
4. He’s great with animals, especially moody reindeer
5. His ride is a flying magical sleigh

Signed;   Private Matchmaker for Santa